What We Offer
Immediate Identity Relief
So many people are struggling with understanding who they truly are, their authentic identity, and what they are supposed to be doing in order to be happy. What’s even more frustrating is when they actually do hold themselves accountable for their life experiences and take initiative to find answers, those answers are either nowhere to be found or they seem to keep changing.
How many times have you dealt with the pain of secretly asking yourself, “Who am I?” and “What is my purpose in life?” or “How can I make more than enough money doing what I absolutely love?” or even “How do I find my soulmate?” just to be tortured by having to figure these things out with little to no results? Are you noticing there are people in this world that seem to be so self-aware but you have to keep guessing what your purpose is? Then you move on something that feels right, it still leads you to another dead end? How many times have you felt that your life would be so much easier if it just came with an instruction manual? Let’s be totally honest, this isn’t just frustrating. It is an excruciatingly painful cycle of self-doubt, and it is not your fault. We feel your pain. We get it.
Here is what you were not told: you were separated from vital and specific information you need to truly thrive in every area of your life. It is not fair to you that this information was kept from you. You are not inferior. You are simply uninformed and unequipped. You do not have the tools that are your birthright. The good news is that there is a solution, and more and more people are becoming aware of it. The solution is astrology.
If you feel an immediate resistance to the word "astrology," you are not alone. Most people are skeptical, and for good reason. The subject has been deliberately over-simplified and mislabeled for centuries, turning a profound, precise system into confusing taboo. This miseducation has kept essential knowledge, your knowledge, out of your hands. Think about it. Why is it widely taught within religious circles across the planet that astrology is evil and of the devil when the people at the very top of these same institutions are using it, themselves? Why are you forced to believe that astrology will lead you down a path of destruction when unusually successful people use it on a regular basis in order to survive, thrive, and perpetually sustain themselves? Why is astrology considered to be so taboo when we actually rely on it every single day just to function?
Here is the truth: without the use of astrology, we would not be able to pinpoint what time of day it is? That’s right. The very watch on your wrist and the clock on your wall are both based on the motions of the stars. So is the concept of a calendar, the very center of any functional society in the world throughout all of history. Astrology is not "woo-woo.” It is the original architecture of time and personality. Believe it or not, every single religious holiday that you have ever celebrated or have even heard of from around the world is based on astrology and the alignments and cycles of the stars. The bottom line is this: you have been lied to about this science, but not because it is fake, because it is powerful. However, you no longer have to suffer because this information is now available to you.
Your divine personality is determined and recorded by the positions of the stars relative to when and where you were born. Your individuality is absolutely priceless and only you can access your unique gifts. The time has come for you to discover that you do, in fact, have an instruction manual for your life. Your instruction manual is encoded in the stars, a one-of-a-kind star configuration that is yours and only yours, and here at Fizzix we know how to read it.
When you purchase an astrology reading with Rev. Shawn Wells Goldman (Shaman Hands), he precisely decodes your star chart for you, sits down with you one-on-one to answer specific questions you have about your life struggles, and provides clear guidance for the successful use of the information you receive so that you can turn this knowledge into life-altering wisdom, aware of exactly who you are, what you are supposed to be doing, and not just survive but thrive without the risk of accidentally walking down another wrong path ever again.
This is all you have to do: simply schedule your appointment, fill out the personal intake form (you do not need to know your birth time), and show up to your appointment ready to take notes so that whenever you need to you can continuously refer back to the information that changed your entire life in one conversation.
This is our promise to you: when you purchase an astrology reading with Shaman Hands you will feel the relief that comes with having absolute certainty about your identity, your ultimate passions in life, the unique fundamentals of maintaining your individual health and wellness, how to efficiently communicate, how to attract money and resources, and how to maneuver around the things that get in your way. You will finally move forward in life knowing exactly who you are, what you are supposed to be doing, and not just survive but thrive!
There is also no limit to how far you can go. It is becoming widely understood that receiving an astrology reading is not just a one-time thing. It is regular maintenance, just like having routine massage therapy, or a disciplined yoga practice. The cosmic weather continues to change and it is essential for you to know how it is affecting you on a regular basis. If you do not access this information about yourself, you will continue to travel through life with no road map to use, no clear destinations that fit your unique desires, strengths and weaknesses. You won’t even have a basic understanding of the vehicle you are operating, and you will continue to be constantly guessing your direction with a perpetual struggle to find genuine alignment and happiness.
If you are tired of feeling lost with no hope of becoming fully aware of yourself, purchasing an astrology reading is the right decision. Having sustained clarity, peace of mind, and a thriving life experience only occurs when you truly understand yourself. If you are ready to discover your life purpose and achieve success in the areas of finance, career, intimate relationships, family, or even travel and domestic relocation, the astrology support we offer here at Fizzix has the answers with different reading options to choose from.
Need emergency clarity? If you are overwhelmed to the point where you are trying to just get through the day because of a specific problem that has been frustrating you to no end, schedule your 15-Minute Fix and watch your entire life transform in minutes! Take back control of your life with the guidance you need so your mind can finally relax!
Whether you need emergency help in just 15 minutes, or you want to take a deeper dive into who you are and how to access the fullness of your power, purchase your astrology reading right now and receive immediate long-lasting solutions to your identity crisis.